We generally regard the BookPeople freight elevator with suspicion — it’s large, loud, uninviting — but, as the saying goes, you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
A few weeks ago, when the freight elevator was on the fritz, an anonymous poet felt a burst of inspiration and penned these lines:
Thankfully, the freight elevator is back in business! It’s been hurtling us to and fro all day.
BookPeople 
wow, pure genius.