We were honored and surprised to unlock the front doors this morning and find none other than Acclaimed Anchorman and Literary Legend Ron Burgundy waiting for us. How’d he get in here? And how did he survive the night on only one bottle of scotch and a wheel of cheese? These are mysteries we’d rather let lie. Instead we asked, “Why the hell are you here?” But of course the answer was obvious: to celebrate the release of his new memoir, Let Me Off At The Top: My Classy Life and Other Musings. And to tell us exactly where to shelve it.
The Journalism section was our obvious first stop.
And then, of course, Erotica.
Relationships. “The Art of Seduction? Yeah, I wrote that.”
Of course, Classics. “Just chillin’ with my homies.”
Philosophy. “Nietzsche and I go way back. ‘I think, therefore I am.’ I gave him that.”
Of course, Ron can’t go anywhere without running into adoring fans.
He made time for a quick interview with Stephen Colbert before resident roosters Chauncey and Reginald took the boys out for a well-earned libation. At that point – what happens on book tour stays on book tour.
Ron surfaced again some time later. Before he rode a bareback unicorn down a rainbow road into Publication Day Pleasure Town, he gave a brief reading and left us with these parting words:
“Stay classy, San Diego. Wait, what? Where am I? Oh. Right. Austin. Stay weird, Austin.”
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Copies of Let Me Off at The Top are now available on our shelves and via bookpeople.com. For a limited time, Burgundy has graciously agreed to make himself available for photos in the Humor section.
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