What Would You Do with a Hypnotic Mustache?

In  celebration of Tom Angleberger’s new book, Fake Mustache: How Jackie O’Rodeo and Her Wonder Horse (and Some Nerdy Kid) Saved the U.S. Presidential Election From a Mad Genius Criminal Mastermind, and his fast approaching visit- we ponder the power of mustaches.

We cannot wait for Angleberger to visit us on Wednesday, April 18, 6p, in the mean time we’re once again asking ourselves:

What would you do if you had a mustache that could hypnotize people?

Salvador’s answer:

“I would make it so everyone was nice to each other for a day.”

So sweet, and now for a slightly more diabolical BookPeople employee…

Kelly’s answer:

“I would go hypnotize the cashiers at HobbyLobby, and get all the knitting supplies I could ever want!”

Would would you do if you could hypnotize people with your impressive facial hair?

One thought on “What Would You Do with a Hypnotic Mustache?

Leave a reply to Zellie M. Quinn Cancel reply