Shatner Rules.

This week, something unexpected arrived in the mail. William Shatner.

Mandy & Will.

In case you haven’t heard, William Shatner has a new book out. It’s called Shatner Rules. So I guess this is him going on tour. Funny he didn’t just take an airplane like everyone else. But hey, Shatner’s Shatner. You don’t question the methods.

So far, we’ve been having a pretty good time.

In his eagerness to be one of the gang, however, Shatner’s been startling a few booksellers. (Hey, you can’t blame a guy for being friendly.)

Shatner says, "Be my friend, Raul!" And Raul says, "AAAAAAHHH!!!!"

But so now Shatner’s met everyone on staff.  Now he says he wants to meet YOU. Well all right. Obviously we’re going to accommodate Shatner. I mean, it’s Shatner. Shatner Rules. He said so. I believe everything William Shatner says, don’t you? (Maybe don’t answer that.)

So here’s the deal – William Shatner, as he arrived in the mail, will pose in our store tomorrow so you and all your friends and fellow Shatner fans can come down, say hello (I’ll warn you now, though, he’s more the strong and silent type than the chatter box he always seems to be on TV) and have your picture taken with him. Then tweet it (@bookpeople), facebook it, and tag us so we can make up a nice little photo album to send home with him. If he ever goes home. He says he likes it here. A lot. Hmm. What do you feed a Shatner? Wait, what? He doesn’t eat? He’s made of what? No, no I don’t believe you. Cardboard could never be so handsome.

Shatner Rules.

 

One thought on “Shatner Rules.

  1. Wouldn’t it be funny if he came to life and turned around and started tickling you. LOL “I’m the Shat ! I’m the Shat ! I’m the Shat ! Take That ! I AM THE SHAT !”

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