From Liz, who doesn't really have to wonder if Zorro is plotting to kill her, the evidence is pretty much clear: "He sent me to the hospital once for clawing the inside of my eyelid. Result: stitches. I’ve been to ER/urgent care four times due to the cat. He once deadbolt locked me out of … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
Tag: the oatmeal
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
From Ansley: What else is he really planning to do with those claws he sharpens on the couch all day? For more tips on how to spot a feline with a sinister plot, be here Wednesday, October 24 at 7pm when Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal) speaks about & signs his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat … Continue reading How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
From Stephanya: He wields his weapon of choice, Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a siren's song, luring you in with the promise of ice-cold refreshment. The moment you reach for that frosty can... straight for the jugular. For more tips on how to spot a feline with a sinister plot, be here Wednesday, October 24 at 7pm when … Continue reading How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
From Abby: They team up to give you the old "kill 'em with kindness" routine. Sure, it looks like Yoko loves Rebel, but really it's only a pose to lull me into a false sense of security about how harmless they are. Cute, adorable security. For more tips on how to spot a feline with … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You



