From Liz, who doesn't really have to wonder if Zorro is plotting to kill her, the evidence is pretty much clear: "He sent me to the hospital once for clawing the inside of my eyelid. Result: stitches. I’ve been to ER/urgent care four times due to the cat. He once deadbolt locked me out of … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
From Stephanya: He wields his weapon of choice, Pabst Blue Ribbon, like a siren's song, luring you in with the promise of ice-cold refreshment. The moment you reach for that frosty can... straight for the jugular. For more tips on how to spot a feline with a sinister plot, be here Wednesday, October 24 at 7pm when … Continue reading How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
She gives you the LASER EYES!!! For more tips on how to spot a feline with a sinister plot, be here Wednesday, October 24 at 7pm when Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal) speaks about & signs his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. The speaking portion of this event is free and … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
From Abby: They team up to give you the old "kill 'em with kindness" routine. Sure, it looks like Yoko loves Rebel, but really it's only a pose to lull me into a false sense of security about how harmless they are. Cute, adorable security. For more tips on how to spot a feline with … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
He gets high on catnip and then looks at me like this. It can't end well. (Meg's plotting cat, Cash) For more tips on how to spot a feline with a sinister plot, be here Wednesday, October 24 at 7pm when Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal) talks about his new book, How to Tell If Your … Continue reading How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You




