From Liz, who doesn’t really have to wonder if Zorro is plotting to kill her, the evidence is pretty much clear:
“He sent me to the hospital once for clawing the inside of my eyelid. Result: stitches. I’ve been to ER/urgent care four times due to the cat. He once deadbolt locked me out of my house. He’s never met a toy he couldn’t destroy within a couple of hours. I was sick with a stomach virus a few weeks ago, and was so dehydrated that I fainted. I woke up and knew that my right cheek was pressed against the floor. I couldn’t tell what the pressure on the left side of my face was, though, until it purred. I think he was checking to see if I was still alive, and whether he could begin feasting on my corpse. He’s pretty much the worst cat ever. I love him so much.”
Worried what your own purported feline “friend” might be thinking behind those “loving” eyes? Then be here tonight at 7pm when Matthew Inman (aka The Oatmeal) is here with his new book, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. It’s too late for Liz, but it might not be too late for you.
For more info, visit our website. The speaking portion of the event is free and open to the public. Wristbands are required for the signing portion of the event and available only with the purchase of a copy of How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You from BookPeople. Wristbands are now available.
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