What Would You Do with a Hypnotic Mustache?

In  honor of Tom Angleberger’s new book, Fake Mustache: How Jackie O’Rodeo and Her Wonder Horse (and Some Nerdy Guy) Saved the World, we continue in our mustachery and ponder world domination.

We cannot wait for Angleberger to visit to us on Wednesday, April 18, 6p, in the mean time we’re once again asking ourselves:

What would you do if you had a mustache that could hypnotize people?

Grace’s answer:

“I would go to the fanciest of stores and bewitch the sales people with my magnificent facial hair. They’d give me all the shoes I long for free of charge. I would never tire of this, and life would be sweet. ”

Would would you do if you could hypnotize people with your impressive facial hair?

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