My Ode to our Vicious Valentine Panel this evening at 7:
My Vicious Valentine (to the tune of My Funny Valentine)
(Can’t you just hear Sinatra crooning this version?)
My Vicious Valentine,
Cruel, fearsome Valentine
I want to stab through your heart.
Your looks aren’t passable,
Unphotographable,
When me meet I long to part.Are your teeth a little long?
Do your claws rip off my arm?
Do you want to do me wrong
And bring me harm?Please don’t touch a hair on me.
Please just say a prayer for me,
Stay away Valentine,
Away!
Our Vicious Valentine Panel is today…